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after one year with 'pros' and 'foobs' i can finally deduce that i can no longer have one peaceful moment in the class. no offence guys. i am doing a review on superheroes and villans and mutants. and i have decided to call miself the dark avenger in this blog.
Spiderman aka peter parker-he rox k... he is the prowest guy in history. He can shoot web out of his arms. THat is nice. He can climb walls!!! NO one can do that, except maybe Batman with his useless gadgets. He oso has this really cool costume, unlike 'somebody' right below this review. I am being very subtle. This is a totally unbias review.
Superman aka clark kent or sumthing- k... he is quite lame. wearing his underpants outside. flying around with his undewear hanging out. oso dylan likes his song which makes absolutely no sense as y would superman want to dig for krptonite on a one-way street. Call me none philosophical. I cannot read between the lines. All i know is that superman is obviously trying to commit suicide by digging for kryptonite. i can deduce that eeverybody who likes superman is gay and will die to kryptonite. Plus, batman and spiderman will kick his butt. THis is a totally unbias review.
Batman aka omg i forgot the name- HE is dam rich.+ he also has a not bad costume. HIs gadgets are oso not bad. WIthout his gadgets, he will still be pro, so he is quite good. He does not need superpowers yet still be extrodaniry. THat is pro. Unlike 'somebody' right on top of this review. WIthout superpowers, he would be a lame reporter with no money. See what i mean???!!! I am being totally subtle and unbias.
U mus be asking now... hu is this crap guy to write abt superheroes??? I shuld come and bash him up by insulitng mi favourite superhero coughcoughsupermancoughcough . Again, i am being totally subtle. Fine, i will come clean. I am 'subtly' hinting that superman is really really bad. so? wats the biggie. K... i will be totally unbias from now on... not. u did not see that.
The flash aka i dunno- oh yeh this guy totally rox. He can run probably faster than the speed of light. THat is one of the infinite things i cannot do. He is so dam coool. Much cooler than... HIs outfit is cool to. Suits him perfectly. totally pro
Green lantern aka i dunno-K... he is pro. He has this ring that can 'summon' anything. e.g. hammers, swords, shields, gigantic fists. HIs outfit is totally cool. although he is bald in the show justice league unlimited or sumthing like that.totally pro.
Wolverine aka logan sumthing- oh man... this guy rox like hell man!! He can constantly heal himself. That means he is almsot invincible. He also has claws made out of adamantium which also rox. although he did not want the claws in the first place, it still rox. HIs costumes... unbeilivablely pro.
K... i am running out of finger energy. got to continuing studying for chem. Going to so die for it. bb.
good luck for the exams,
(here comes the really cool part) The dark avenger.
after one year with 'pros' and 'foobs' i can finally deduce that i can no longer have one peaceful moment in the class. no offence guys. i am doing a review on superheroes and villans and mutants. and i have decided to call miself the dark avenger in this blog.
Spiderman aka peter parker-he rox k... he is the prowest guy in history. He can shoot web out of his arms. THat is nice. He can climb walls!!! NO one can do that, except maybe Batman with his useless gadgets. He oso has this really cool costume, unlike 'somebody' right below this review. I am being very subtle. This is a totally unbias review.
Superman aka clark kent or sumthing- k... he is quite lame. wearing his underpants outside. flying around with his undewear hanging out. oso dylan likes his song which makes absolutely no sense as y would superman want to dig for krptonite on a one-way street. Call me none philosophical. I cannot read between the lines. All i know is that superman is obviously trying to commit suicide by digging for kryptonite. i can deduce that eeverybody who likes superman is gay and will die to kryptonite. Plus, batman and spiderman will kick his butt. THis is a totally unbias review.
Batman aka omg i forgot the name- HE is dam rich.+ he also has a not bad costume. HIs gadgets are oso not bad. WIthout his gadgets, he will still be pro, so he is quite good. He does not need superpowers yet still be extrodaniry. THat is pro. Unlike 'somebody' right on top of this review. WIthout superpowers, he would be a lame reporter with no money. See what i mean???!!! I am being totally subtle and unbias.
U mus be asking now... hu is this crap guy to write abt superheroes??? I shuld come and bash him up by insulitng mi favourite superhero coughcoughsupermancoughcough . Again, i am being totally subtle. Fine, i will come clean. I am 'subtly' hinting that superman is really really bad. so? wats the biggie. K... i will be totally unbias from now on... not. u did not see that.
The flash aka i dunno- oh yeh this guy totally rox. He can run probably faster than the speed of light. THat is one of the infinite things i cannot do. He is so dam coool. Much cooler than... HIs outfit is cool to. Suits him perfectly. totally pro
Green lantern aka i dunno-K... he is pro. He has this ring that can 'summon' anything. e.g. hammers, swords, shields, gigantic fists. HIs outfit is totally cool. although he is bald in the show justice league unlimited or sumthing like that.totally pro.
Wolverine aka logan sumthing- oh man... this guy rox like hell man!! He can constantly heal himself. That means he is almsot invincible. He also has claws made out of adamantium which also rox. although he did not want the claws in the first place, it still rox. HIs costumes... unbeilivablely pro.
K... i am running out of finger energy. got to continuing studying for chem. Going to so die for it. bb.
good luck for the exams,
(here comes the really cool part) The dark avenger.
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