Tommorow is the day i will finally fail phsics. Gravity will not exist during this time. E will not equal to MC^2 during this time

Finally, tommorow is the day of death to all fellow noobs. I have been anticipating this day for my whole life. I will... take my exams. This is the moment of truth. Like I said, it is do or die. All or nothing. My marks or my life. I would rather take my life but I do no think there would be a choice. I have decided not to be the stereotype people who last-minute study, but I have decided to waste the last minutes of my life in a more meaningful way, unlike some nerds. I am just watching TV until the next day, then try to recall what I have studied yesterday, which is absolutely nothing. I will give myself false hopes that I will past all my exams, then kneel on the floor with failure. Death awaits my arrival.

Ok... that was a summary of how I will waste this virtual suffering people call 'life'. Now... for the fun part. From now on, I will not be doing anymore blogs based on myself, but on this guy called the dark avenger who replaces me for the rest of my life. I call this series of blogs... the chronicles of the dark avenger.