Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Chronicles of the Dark Avengerâ„¢ Part 1

It was a dark and stormy night. The rain was crimson red today, Dash observed. It meant that volcano eruptions were going to happen soon. People would soon be scattering for the other side of the island, along with the other creatures. Houses would be destroyed, food would be consumed by the lava snakes. Dash thought, 'Isn't there anything I can do to help all this people?' As though reading his thoughts, his partner, Jeff, said, "No point looking, there's nothing we can do. Let's focus on our mission. Scuro One will not be happy if we fail again." Dash immediately snapped out of his thoughts. The mention of Scuro One was enough to have that affect on anyone in the Legion of Oscura. He was a feared assasin, promoted to a official member in the El Traza council. Most people only failed him once, once before they never saw the light ever again. Dash swallowed nervously and said, "Yeah, let's get on with it.
Titan was a planet with two very different sides. One side was full of technology and was very advanced. The other side, however, was in a much sorry state. Technology was non-existent and everybody did things the old-fashioned way. Houses were made of straw, and farms could be seen everywhere. The Legion of Oscura existed in this half of the world, pitting themselves against the Legion of Ligera, which existed in the more advanced part of the world. Both legions were like the governments of the two halves of the world. Why was the world split like that, well it began with two best friends.
The two friends were as close as they could be, growing up together and playing together. However, they had very different thoughts and ambitions. It was a wonder they lasted as friends until fifty years before, where they finally could not stand being with each other. Oscura was a very quiet, and prefered stealth to having a big entrance and have everyone notice him. He wanted the world to be equal. Everyone being the same and equal, no one should be treated unfairly. People would co-exist peacefully. Oscura had a contrasting personality and ambition. He was not out-going and so happy-go-lucky, but he wanted the world to be a better place for everyone to live in. Ligera, however, was a different matter. He prefered to be more of a show-off and did not like stealth. He loved to be majestic and tended to look down on people. Ligera secretly wanted power and wealth more than anything else, but he did no mention it to Oscura when he found out they had such contrasting thoughts. His ambition was to have the world in his palms. He wanted to rule Titan solely and did not liked sharing power. Once he was old enough to think, he was already plotting schemes to harm and sabotage Oscura. Oscura did not know of his plans until finally, there was a day when he overheard Ligera talking to a man, supposedly telling him to assasinate a major canidate during the Campaign. The Campaign was a big event that decided who would rule the governement that was ruling the world. Only Ligera and Oscura and a major canidate were left in the Campaign. The other canidates either mysteriously disappeared or were too scared and quit the campaign. Oscura finally knew what had happened to the other candinates. He could control the anger that was pulsing through his veins and decided to catch Ligera red-handed. Ligera was surprised that Oscura had found out about his plots and tried to persuaded Oscura to join him and dominate the world. However, Oscura could see in Ligera's eyes that he had changed. The old Ligera that was loyal and had integrity was gone, replaced by a cold-blooded murderer who wanted power more than anyhting else. He knew that Ligera could betray him just as easily without even hesistating. Oscura asked Ligera, "What has the thirst that power done to you. You are not the Ligera that I have once known. From now on, we are not friends and allies anymore!" Ligera, however, was unfazed by the abrupt turn of events and said, "Then, it shall be. From now on, we shall be arch-enemies. You can take your followers and get them out of my sight." Hence the world was split into two halves. Titan was actually quite a small planet, and was one of the nine small planets orbiting around a huge star that was going to burn out in another million years. So, the planet was easily halved with the immense power of both Oscura and Ligera. Ligera liked being flashy, so technology was a major part of his empire. There were huge sky scrapers and really sophisticated equipment. Flying cars and space craft were of course part of the agenda. Oscura, however, led his half of the world in a more ancient way. They did not need to depend on flashy equipment, but on themselves to survive. The people there were self dependent and self sufficient. The people there treated each other as equals and was not selfish. Oscura had indeed gotten his wish. However, a piece of huge land dedicated to the Legion of Oscura was different. The whole land was a training ground for people who were interested to be a part of the Legion of Oscura and fight against Ligera. They were taught the skills of assasins, how to be stealthy and to kill silently. There were ranks among the warriors and the higher your rank, the more preivelages you was entitled to. However, people were still treated fairly and no one was neglected. There was a humongous castle in the middle of the land and it was where the true Legion of Oscura resided. Warriors of all ranks were required to live there during the parts of their training. Oscura, of course, also resided in the dark castle. The Scuros lived there, too. The Scuros were Oscura most trusted men and they were feared by most of the people. Only the Scuros had seen Oscura in real life. It was the same for Ligera. His most trusted men were known as the Luces. They were warriors that were very majestic and were not afraid to hide themselves. The Legion of Ligera looked down on most of the common people in their empire. People were treated unfairly and the poor were looked down upon. Ligera's empire was only fit for rich and arrogant people. Any sign of weakness and the rich would pounce on you within seconds, chiding and mocking you. That is why more and more people were going to Oscura's empire. That intensified Ligera's hate for Oscura even more. After so many years, the rivalry between them was growing stronger and stronger. Of course, there was the question, after so many years, why do Ligera and Oscura look as thought they were in their thirties. There had been rumors that both had chanced upon a hurt immortal and helped him. The immortal in turn, thanked them by casting a spell on them that let them be forever young, and never get infected by any sickness.
Dash snapped out of his thoughts again as Jeff nudged him to look at the valley down below...

To be continued after the exams,
The dark avenger.

Tommorow is the day i will finally fail phsics. Gravity will not exist during this time. E will not equal to MC^2 during this time

Finally, tommorow is the day of death to all fellow noobs. I have been anticipating this day for my whole life. I will... take my exams. This is the moment of truth. Like I said, it is do or die. All or nothing. My marks or my life. I would rather take my life but I do no think there would be a choice. I have decided not to be the stereotype people who last-minute study, but I have decided to waste the last minutes of my life in a more meaningful way, unlike some nerds. I am just watching TV until the next day, then try to recall what I have studied yesterday, which is absolutely nothing. I will give myself false hopes that I will past all my exams, then kneel on the floor with failure. Death awaits my arrival.

Ok... that was a summary of how I will waste this virtual suffering people call 'life'. Now... for the fun part. From now on, I will not be doing anymore blogs based on myself, but on this guy called the dark avenger who replaces me for the rest of my life. I call this series of blogs... the chronicles of the dark avenger.

Friday, October 27, 2006

HI

Dam it. Exams are right here!!! NEvermind... jus 3 days of really intense suffering... then, the light at the end of the exam hall. I have a feeling that im gonna fail for chem. i seriously hope not. i DO NOT wan to retake chem nex year. I am so gonna die. i realise this is becoming a trend, me dying. I will eat my hat if i pass chemistry exam. If i had a hat. May be i would kik mi ass if i pass.probably. yeh. k. tension is high dudes! hope we all don die an early death. gtg. still chionging chem. no more posts until the exams are so over. Probably in 4 more daes. bb and good luck!

Signing off,
The dark avenger:)

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Attention. DON bash me up if i insult ur favourite superhero

OK

after one year with 'pros' and 'foobs' i can finally deduce that i can no longer have one peaceful moment in the class. no offence guys. i am doing a review on superheroes and villans and mutants. and i have decided to call miself the dark avenger in this blog.


Spiderman aka peter parker-he rox k... he is the prowest guy in history. He can shoot web out of his arms. THat is nice. He can climb walls!!! NO one can do that, except maybe Batman with his useless gadgets. He oso has this really cool costume, unlike 'somebody' right below this review. I am being very subtle. This is a totally unbias review.

Superman aka clark kent or sumthing- k... he is quite lame. wearing his underpants outside. flying around with his undewear hanging out. oso dylan likes his song which makes absolutely no sense as y would superman want to dig for krptonite on a one-way street. Call me none philosophical. I cannot read between the lines. All i know is that superman is obviously trying to commit suicide by digging for kryptonite. i can deduce that eeverybody who likes superman is gay and will die to kryptonite. Plus, batman and spiderman will kick his butt. THis is a totally unbias review.

Batman aka omg i forgot the name- HE is dam rich.+ he also has a not bad costume. HIs gadgets are oso not bad. WIthout his gadgets, he will still be pro, so he is quite good. He does not need superpowers yet still be extrodaniry. THat is pro. Unlike 'somebody' right on top of this review. WIthout superpowers, he would be a lame reporter with no money. See what i mean???!!! I am being totally subtle and unbias.

U mus be asking now... hu is this crap guy to write abt superheroes??? I shuld come and bash him up by insulitng mi favourite superhero coughcoughsupermancoughcough . Again, i am being totally subtle. Fine, i will come clean. I am 'subtly' hinting that superman is really really bad. so? wats the biggie. K... i will be totally unbias from now on... not. u did not see that.

The flash aka i dunno- oh yeh this guy totally rox. He can run probably faster than the speed of light. THat is one of the infinite things i cannot do. He is so dam coool. Much cooler than... HIs outfit is cool to. Suits him perfectly. totally pro

Green lantern aka i dunno-K... he is pro. He has this ring that can 'summon' anything. e.g. hammers, swords, shields, gigantic fists. HIs outfit is totally cool. although he is bald in the show justice league unlimited or sumthing like that.totally pro.

Wolverine aka logan sumthing- oh man... this guy rox like hell man!! He can constantly heal himself. That means he is almsot invincible. He also has claws made out of adamantium which also rox. although he did not want the claws in the first place, it still rox. HIs costumes... unbeilivablely pro.

K... i am running out of finger energy. got to continuing studying for chem. Going to so die for it. bb.


good luck for the exams,
(here comes the really cool part) The dark avenger.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Exams!!!!!!!!!

haiz the exams are almost here. chinese is on fridae man... so slow rite!!! i wan it to be faster. mi frens exams are almost gone already. this is stupid. they should put the exam earlier so that i can slack n plae dota earlier. still chioing chinese. i hav a feeling im gonna fail chem. hope not. but after exam have 5 dae holidae!!! it rox la. 5 daes of relaxing. but then... its gonna be the results!!! die liaoz... so long n good luk for ur exams!!!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

exams and fridae the 13th



NOthing to wrtie abt. things have gone so fast this couple of daes. veri bored and trying to buck up in mi work. still studying chinese... did anyone kno that this fridae was fridae the 13th? its going to rok the hell out of me.expect to be as unlucky as possible. exam is just a round the corner but for some reason i am not stressed. k... need to concentrate on mi chinese bb guys!

P.S heres the picture of mi desktop Shaun wanted

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

lol

Yeh this pic rox